16 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

7. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

8. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

9. Meow occasionally.

10. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

11. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

12. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

14. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

16. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.